Dayum! Dis Be Deader than a Doorknob!
And I'm gonna bring it back. Or at least try. I've decided to put some of my previous top 5 lists on here. I make a top 5 list for my livejournal almost everynight. Here we go.
TOP FIVE STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE/FIND HUMOROUS
1. HLM (Horny Landscaping Mexicans) Yea you know what I'm talkin' about. They holler at anything with 2 legs and a twat inbetween.
2. PRG (Polish Ricer Guys) Yea, they're Polish, drive fancy, fast cars, and wear too much damn cologne. It's cologne, not a shower. Christ! Oh and they usually have highlighted hair and leather jackets.
3. Preps. (Yea what list isn't complete w/o 'em). They're spoiled, rich, and most often white. They always wear those stupid brown mule shoes. God they all have them!!!! It's in the middle of winter with 2 feet of snow on the ground and you're wearing backless shoes!!!!!!! You are an idiot!
4. PC's and FM's (Papi Chulos and Fine Mamis) Yea, I'm glad you're proud of your country, but you're in AMERICA now. If you don't like it, go back there and stop mooching off our welfare. Oh and the sock bun went out in '98. Thanks.
5. UAA (Uppity African-Americans) Yeah, we know your ancestors went through hardships, but you have brand new Air Jordans, an $80 Fubu shirt, and a brand-new cell phone. Not too mention the fact that you can get scholarships handed down to you. The man isn't just out to get you. He's out to get me too. And I'm white. And not every damn white person has money. I sure don't. Other people also deal with racism. Get over it.
*Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist, I just live on the northwest side of Chicago.
TOP 5 THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. Why the hell don't suburbs have sidewalks?! I mean really. They're a bunch of lazy ass overpriveldged bastards.
2. When people drink liquor concealed in a brown paper bag. We all know it's booze. The brown paper bag is just pointless.
3. Why white people wear those ugly brown mules even during the winter. They're backless and there's snow on the ground!!!!
4. Why creepy men hollar any ANYTHING with 2 legs and slightly female. Have they NO standards?!
5. Why guys that I like don't like me. Yet I can get any under educated creepy guy while on or waiting for public transportation.
THE TOP 5 LIST!
Things I Hate
1. When people on the escalator in front of you are moving very slowly while your train is at the platform. They think since it's not their train, then the people behind them must not be trying to catch it either.
2. When the last people who should be conceited, are infact, CONCEITED.
3. When bitches give me dirty looks for no reason.
4. When my parents say yea let's do this and NEVER get around to it.
5. When I'm always the friend. I want to be more than the friend damnit. Don't ask me what you should say to that bitch! You should be sayin' it to me!!!!
TOP 5 SHITTY BANDS
(Obviously there's more than 5, but I'm pullin' 'em outta my ass now)
1. Dave Matthews Band ( I hope they die a slow, painful death)
2. Swidden (I think they broke up. But I just want to make it known that they suck/sucked)
3. Limp Bizkit (thanks for reminding me, Jessica)
4. Creed ( I recall getting into an argument over who was better - Creed or Jay-Z. JAY-Z duh!!!!)
5. Saliva (god it sucked so baddddddd)
TOP FIVE DIPWADS AT SHOWS
1. The guy that thinks every band is just so amazing. (Had one of those today)
2. The guy who violently shoves people, includin' the ladies outta his way so he can be in front. Excuse me, but you wait hours in line like the rest of us, fucker.
3. Dumb bitches that always try to smush me out of the way. I never understood this. Of all the people in the front row, you're going to attempt to move the 5'11 blonde bitch with the ghetto booty. REAL SMART!
4. Slutty bitches. Yea, you know what I'm talking about, it's 30 degrees outside and they're wearing a halter top. Hey, they gotta advertise their cumguzzling abilities somehow!
5. People with the personality of a wet dish rag. (same person and in number 1)
Yeah so the guy that goes for #1 and #5.. This guy in front of me was a dork. So yeah was so enthusiastic for every bad. And it disturbed me. And then ADD (first band, they suck) was like, "we're ADD" and I was like "who are you?!' and then they said "we have cds in the front?" and im like where in the front?!" and the guy turns around and goes "in the front." No shit, you douchebag. I'm being an asshole! And I said "It's called sarcasm!" And the girl next to him turned around and was like "I don't think he got it." And I shruged. Like an asshole. Damn, I'm an asshole.
And that's all for now. Make sure to sign the guestbook. If you would like the link to my livejournal, ask.
HONKEYYYYYYY!