Hey ya'll... I'm just chillin....people left already. We broke my bed :(. It's leveled with books. It should be good for now...yea iz all good. Hot diggity I'm tired. We're going out for breakfast tomorrow. Yummy. Martin is leaving tomorrow for 6 weeks. His lanky ass will be missed by all. It's ok, I'll email him and harass him mwahahahahaha. Good times. Well then...I'm gonna go tooootles!
*hierate mich!*

rarrrr I'm waiting for peeps to get here....




You're the sad smile,the one that regrets nearly
everything and is constantly wondering about
what could have been.You're not happy with your
situation and usually blame yourself because of
the bad things that have happened.Cheer up.


What Kind of Smile are You?
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so true...

*handsonmyface overbearing..i can't get all...you all stare but you'll never see its something inside me*

Ha ha ha, online quizzes are hysterical, this was my first result


You are too innocent and sweet for your own good.


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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this was my second result


You are the Figher Femme


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Okay, so now it's time for my post. Well today I woke the honkey up early picked her butt up and we moseyed on over to mesha's house, she wasn't ready so we stayed there. We then went to look for jobs and came back to mesha's house with food, blah blah blah, megan already told you this. It's funny cuz mine and megan's blog, overlap, cuz we do a lot of crap together. Well I got home from church about half and hour ago and on my way home I was sooo totally embarrassed!!! I was driving us home and my hair got in my eye. mind you I had eyeshadow liner and mascara on. I then rubbed my eye figuring no one was going to see me. So then we get by where there is a jewel close to my house, and I am told to pull into the parking lot so that I can run in for something. Pads if you must know. I'm about to get out of the car, when guess what? I realize the one eye looks like someone punched me!! I clean off my eye and forget about the other. So I walk into the store looking like a freak with only one eye done! I go get something and then I walk for the pads and who should I see? Well just this one really cute guy I used to have a crush on when I was in grade school. So let me paint a picture for you wonderful people. I had one eye done, the other sorta rubbed off, my hair up looking a little crazy and I had pads in one hand...Good God why do these things always happen to me? So I put my head down and walk past him hoping and praying that he didn't recognize me. So I went to pay, and there he comes again, luckily he walked past me. man, I have gone into that jewel many a time looking really good, but no, I have to see him when I looked like a deranged freak!!!! well I must go now.
TTYL~KaStLe

okay my results were as follows


your eyes show intellect


which eye are you?
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okay, now after the fifth time taking it, it finally says "Friendly Nature"........much better...............not really but whatever........I don't think I'll ever be happy with these quiz results. i think i may take them too seriously. lol

okay, why does it say that my eyes are "LOVE". I am NOT in love. I'm gonna take it again.

Hot diggityyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's gonna rip my head off!!!!!! I can't help her..then I'd be in her way or not doing what ever it is to do right then I'd hear it. But if I'm not helping and staying outta her way, I still gotta hear it. I'm blast Mushroomhead on my headphones which I had to connect to the cd player so I can't hear anything. But I still hear the slamming of cabinents and other things. Make it stop!! Make a note of Sept. 5th, 2045. That's the day I die. Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!
*Taking its toll im a system, like some played out existance, tiem takes away these last dfew moments, is there anything left unsaid, im on a quest for atonement*

Yo, okay so i am sorry that i haven't posted in a while. I actually don't think it was that long but I just felt like apologizing okay? OKAY?!?!?! Yeah, so my cuz and I have been hangin' out the past couple-o-days, spending the money that we bummed off her daddio. We visited the Shedd Aquarium to check out the Wild Reef exhibit, aka to see the sharks. They were awesome! It took us like and hour and a half just to get there because we thought we had it good because my sister got her boyfriend to give us a ride there, but they got lost and past it like 50 times so we didn't get there 'till later. When we finally got there, we had to stop and look at each and every turtle that was in that place. i find them so adorable. And we also got to see the people feed the sea otters which I also find so incredibly adorable. We were standing there for like 20 minutes just "aww"ing everytime they threw some more tiny shrimps at the cute lil' guys. We came home and were starving so I cooked breakfast for dinner. Man, do I love that! Today I spent most of the day at the park. The weather was actually pretty nice, perfect for playing ball. The little tee-ball players were outside. They are actually out there every night. I guess they ran out of room at Horner Park and kicked out the little guys (and girls) over to our ghetto little field. I also attempted to make a link to a page about pinchie for my homepage but the stupid pictures on it won't load so i'm mad that i spent all that time making it for it not to work. Tomorrow I'm going to the zoo and it's gonna be loads of fun. I can see it now........:( And it's messed up because Brian keeps on asking me when I am gonna go to the zoo with him, but i don't think i would mind visiting the aminals twice. I'm an aminal lover.....I'm trying to see if I could hook up with latrice one of these days before i have to go off to my dad's. we get to watch the fireworks on the fourth of july from a boat on the lake. yay...i think it would be more fun if my dad's friend (more like my uncle)- the owner of the boat wasn't a smoker. I hate smokers and i would hate to be stuck on a boat with one. yuck! But yes, my people. I'd just like to see how this week goes by. We leave for Florida on the 7th. I can't wait. i'm gonna get to swim in the ocean! hell yeah!..........peace

it's about time you cleaned your room......

Errr....I'm taking a break from fixing up my room....here's something for the kiddies..


your eyes show anger


which eye are you?
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Speaking of eyes.... I think there's some thing in my contact lense...maybe if I blink enough it will go away.

On another note, WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE?! Kastle and are seem to be the only ones posting.....YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF DISGRACE!!! Ok, maybe not...

*i need a god out of blood, not superiority, i killed the king of deceit, wake me up in anarchy*

Hey ya'll. What's new? Well let me tell you.... Yesterday, I woke up at 6 and got all ready to go jobhuntin' with Kastle and Melissa, and Kastle calls me at 9 and says her car is gone. Man I was all ready too (shoooooot). SO then I cleaned. Then I went to the Metro w/ Jenny to see some punk show. SO we got there after the frist 2 bands played. I was there to see Darkest Hour. THEY DIDN"T EVEN SHOW UP!!!!!!!! AHHHH! A Static Lullaby was cool though. AntiFlag was pretty cool. I got pushed and shoved alot, and I was trying to not lose my purse and sweater. So, after awhile, I moved off to the side. It was hot all hell in there. Mmmm hmmm. Then we went to McDonald's (the whole lot of bastards they are) to eat. All I wanted was some ice cream. So I waited in line for a good 20 minutes to order, and finally when I got up to the register, I find out their ice cream machine was broke. And I didn't want any crapburgers. That's why I hate Wrigleyville McDonald's. One time a cashier gave me an extra $10 back, and you best believe I said nothing and kept it.
Today, I meant to wake up at 7:30 and get ready for Kastle to pick me up. But instead she called at 8:30, which woke me up. I somehow slept through my alarm. So I was in a scurry to get ready in time, which I was not. Then we finished getting ready at Melissa's house. Then we went by Belmont and Cumberland and applied there. Blockbuster took forever. I had to lie on many questions like, people annoy you, I put disagree. You like being alone, I had to put disagree. You are often angry, I put disagree (yeah I sure did lie) and there were some others I don't remember. I want to get hired ya know. Then we got a pizza, Vanilla Coke, and some good ass cake. You hear me, that cake was good ass. Then Melissa talked to her manhoes. Ahh Melissa...Me and Kastle missed two Addison buses. Good job, us. Yes. And now I'm home. I'll prolly stay here. I would really enjoy a nap. But I need to keep an eye on my brother, and I need to clean my room a bit more.
Tomorrow is my brother's grad party. All are invited to attend. Thats right hoes, 5**8 W. Grace. See ya'll there....after 3 pm.
Oh here's a little goodie for you all......



How evil are you?


*i will deliver you know I'm a forgiver...reach out and touch faith*

Well, let's see...hmm...in the past two days some fun stuff has happened. Yesterday, I spent the day doing absolutely nothing until mesha called me and invited me to go job hunting. Good God was it insanely hot yesterday, I was sooo hot and I felt gross. Lets see, we met up at walgreens and applied there. The damn online application took FOR FREAKING EVER!!!!! I didn't even finish it, I just left cuz it was taking too long, actually, I am finishing the application right now. Well from there we walked to Tony's and that was a bust, cuz they weren't taking anymore applications. So me and Mesha hopped on to the belmont bus, took it to the blue line, and took it down town to Marshall Fields. We got off at the right stop but went to the wrong pedway and ended up at Daley plaza. Anywho long story short we didn't end up applying there, but we ate and went home. I went to church so that I could get a ride from my sister and went home. Today was a bust, cuz the car that I was planning on stealing was taken to work by my dad and I found that out when I was walking out the door to get into it. So I called the ho's and told them that I couldn't go pick them up. So then I spent the day watching "day time t.v." and ever after, man the prince guy is hot stuff. Then I got up fed the dog and myself. Then I cleaned. I did nothing else. So now I wait for the Honkey to tell her the plan fo' tomorrow. Well nitey nite.
~KaStLe
~ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make radio out of a coconut, whycan't he fix a hole in a boat?~

You are Beauty.

You are beautiful, whether it be on the inside, the
outside, or both. People are drawn to you as
strongly as you are drawn to the beauty in the
world around you.


What Emotion Are You?
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Yeah, Kastle was right, I really don't need a quiz to find out how bitter I am....



Everyone but me is a fucking moron. Humanity is
one big ball of disgusting, and i hope every
living thing shrivels up and DIES! leave me
alone.


Are you bitter enough?
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ohhhhh this is lovely!!!!

"Light a candle full of sinners...
Set the world on fire!!!!"

You are 1996.


Which Marilyn Manson song best describes you?
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What the hell?!

Awww shnaps...you know this is me...



Congradulations! ur a true Gangsta bitch barbie.
light up a blunt and keep up the good work


Which disfunctional Barbie are u? (results contain pictures)
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It's all about the children...




goth barbie


what whacked-out version of barbie are you?
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Now here's one for the kids....




You're John Wayne Gacy!


What Serial Killer are you?
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Here's my friend harassing Brittany...I thought I'd just throw it in for entertainment purposes...alezerian: Valezerian: Hey Baby
Valezerian: You never called
Crashpoet10139: who is this?
Valezerian: Johnny
Crashpoet10139: do i know u?
Valezerian: Yeah we go to school together
Crashpoet10139: so ur a chick?
Valezerian: Yes, duh
Crashpoet10139: named johny?
Valezerian: thats what i like to be called
Crashpoet10139: ok then whats ur real name?
Valezerian: Guerin is an all girl school, how could i go if i wasnt a girl
Valezerian: Jen
Crashpoet10139: jen who?
Valezerian: Rivera
Crashpoet10139: what class r u in with me?
Valezerian: You dont know me cuz we dont have class together
Crashpoet10139: then how was i supposed to call?
Valezerian: but my friend said you were into girls like me
Valezerian: She said that you got long fingers...

Valezerian: Valezerian: i love a girl with long fingers
Crashpoet10139: who r u?
Valezerian: JEN
Valezerian: i told you
Valezerian: what is you name anyway?
Valezerian: geez your silent...
Valezerian: whats wrong?
Valezerian: you dont like Latin girls with big tongues?
Crashpoet10139: i dont like people making fun of gay people
Valezerian: im not making fun of anyone
Valezerian: i wanna talk to you, im not making fun
Valezerian: i just love long fingers
Crashpoet10139: shut the fuck up!
Valezerian: what is your problem?
Valezerian: its ok if you dont have breasts, i dont mind i got plenty
Crashpoet10139: ur fuckin with me
Valezerian: no i am not
Valezerian: promise
Valezerian: i just want to get to know you, better
Valezerian: im so horny around here, no girls seem to like me
Valezerian: arnt you the girl with Red hair?
Valezerian: i swore you had red hair
Crashpoet10139: probably at one point in time

Valezerian: Valezerian: well i think your hott,
Valezerian: i want to suck your long fingers, seriously
Crashpoet10139: thats good
Valezerian: who do you perfer wears the strap on, me or you???
Crashpoet10139: niether
Crashpoet10139: so, do u know me?
Valezerian: Yes, duh
Crashpoet10139: who have i dated (girl wise)
Valezerian: i dont know, i just hear your very tight
Valezerian: i heard katie and you were close
Crashpoet10139: who the fuck is katie?
Valezerian: a girl that goes to our school, she said she ate you out and you wanted to eat her ass out
Crashpoet10139: oh yea
Valezerian: thats just what she said, dont be mad at me!!!
Valezerian: she said you love dirty ass, thats weird you know
Crashpoet10139: well im gonna go. bye
*KRAUT!*

Here....I was trying to post this POS before...

originalhonkey Magic Number 13 Job Computer Nerd Personality Paranoid And With Good Reason Temperament Nervous Sexual If I Have To Likely To Win A Home Help Badge Me - In A Word Ditsy Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

Hey ya'll. I finally harassed someone. It's posted on my site, http://originalhonkey.tripod.com under fun with instant messengers. Oh I know that ho did not!
*all alone, leave me here i'm dying, just kick me in the face, all alone i'm crying, i suffocate*

Well, I was disconnected in middle of posting right now. So, I got to school at 9:15ish. I passed out autograph booklets. I got my grades, and I found out that I didn't fail trig. Thank God. I found out that ms. hsu isn't gonna be there first semester. We're gonna have a swiss advisory teacher. School let out and I said by to Smithy. Damn Irish guy leaving us like that! We went outside, and our group got together so that we could leave. Mesha was with her ho's so I went over to say bye to them. Then she started talking and we said we had to go, she told to go ahead and she'd catch up. Being the wonderful people that we are, we decided to not "do her bogus" and wait for her. It turns out she was getting a ride and bobby wasn't planning on hooking a sistah up. That's okay bob, don't worry, I have my own personal car that is only mine, I don't have to ask my MAMA, for it. I just need to get through two traffics for my damn liscence. anywho... so we left and made a pit stop at jewel. Highlight of the day, 29 CENT SODA!! GOOD LORD IS THAT CHEAP!! Okay and we got took the red to blue and got off to wait for the EVIL IRVING PARK BUS. The bus from hell. Well being the insane weirdos that they are kwim and lana wanted to walk from keeler, to cicero. I was like HELL NO! It may not be that far by car, but um that is a long ass walk in the blaazing sun and nasty heat. so we sat down and waited for the bus that didn't come till twenty minutes or thirty I don't even know, the sun fried my brain. We finally got on it. we were wishing for an IHOP Express bus, but it never came. We finally made it and guess what? The ho with the ride, wasn't even there yet. So we ordered and five minutes later they got there. Surprise surprise Bobby got lost...they didn't stay, but went to mcdonalds while we ate, and then they came back and gave mesha a ride, yet again, we were stranded even though we were on the way, but whatever...so I went over to megan's and we chilled in her room with the scary rickety fan. we watched some toons and went to the living room to watch horror movies on the ps2. I had to set it up, cuz her bro messed it up. well megan fell asleep on the couch and I continued to watch house on haunted hill with vincent price, what a weirdo. I finally got picked up and we went to go pick up my dog from the clinic where he was getting his hair cut and stuff. What I found there, was not my Baloo, but some skinny beast with a fade gone wrong...I almost cried to see what some incompetent fool did to my dog. Take a look at what he looked like, by going to this site WWW.FREEWEBS.COM/KASTLERULZ2 he is so cute, click on my dog hates you. Well I must go now cuz, I'm on the brink of tears.
TTYL~KaStLe
~Why are aliens always portrayed as evil in movies? How do we know that there isn't an alien out there just waiting to share the recipe for "The Universe's Best Waffle Mix"?

AND NOW FOR A "KITTY STORY"!!!! (most ppl know what that means) hey there! okay so I wanted to share with you all the funny little thing that happened to my cuzin and I in the past two days concerning what you have to do to get some money (no it's not what you think....well, u'll see). So here goes......so my cuz (clorissa) and I were at the park, innocently swinging on the swings when her dad came over to give his daughter (rissa) some money. At first, he only gave her 10 bucks, then she upped it to 20. And then he made the huge mistake of saying that she could call him if she needed anymore money. So of course, she told him that she was gonna call him tomorrow (hehehehe). He wasn't too happy about it and tried to tell her to call later in the week, but my cousin being a good negotiater got him to make a deal. The deal was for him to give us 30 more dollars along with the 20 he had already given us. For all you mathmatically challenged ppl; that's 50 buckaroonies! Now he didn't have the extra 30 dollars with him. He said he needed to pick it up at work the next day, so he gave us his number and told us to call him tomorrow at 8:00 sharp. Now that we had a time set up, we needed to know how exactly the transaction was to be made. We originally suggested he put the 50 bucks in a paper bag and place it in the tunnel in the park. But then he caught on that we said 50 instead of 30, so he squashed that idea. And then he tried to be cool and say that he was gonna put it in a paper bag and then inside the paper bag would be an envelope and then inside the envelope would be a box......uhh, sorry but no. Boxes don't fit inside envelopes. He tried to save himself by saying it would be a big envelope but we all knew he was just slow. Anyway, so we decided that we would call him the next day at 8pm sharp and he would drop off the money to our house. THE NEXT DAY..... we call at 7:58. Two minutes early (as quoted by rissa's father). And to make it worse, my phone battery was low and was about to die any second, but it only added to the effect. So the conversation went as follows. "Hel--" "Talk fast! The battery's low!" "what?" "I said talkfast the battery's low. Do you have the money?" "yeah, i got it today" "Good, we need it in thirty minutes" "I can't. I'm stuck in traffic right now" "Get out of traffic!" "I can't" "Okay then, hurry up and bring us the money. You have until 10pm to bring us the money" "okay, I'll call you when I get by your house" "NO! Do Not call. when u get here, honk 3 times in the alley, give us the money and then speed away as fast as you can" "Would you like me to put it in a paper bag and leave it in the garbage can?" That'll work. But if you don't get here before 10pm, there's gonna be an interest added to the money for every minute you're late" Then the phone died. So, we were upstairs feeding our cats, when we heard three honks in the alley. We ran downstairs and sure enough, it was rissa's dad, transporting the money. We walked up to the car, cooly and asked if they had "the goods". He said yes, the transaction was made and he sped off into the night. We had our total 50 bucks. Now we are true hustlers.

Hey again! I'm posting again. Why? Well, there is no reason. But I wanted to tell Latrice that I read the Macfatty poem. It was sooo hilarious. Who the hell came up w/ that? And more importantly, who's ma's boyfriend is that???! I feel bad for ya. Well I'll see all ya crazy hoes at 9:30 A.M. at Walter Payton College Preparatory High School. Yep, at 1034 N. Wells. Yeah, see ya there at 9:30 AM.
*May I please use unrestrained use of excessive force*

OH SHNAP!!!!!! **SCANDALS** Good lawd this blog is about to get scandalous....
Alright, I'm gonna stay outta the ring for this entry....
In other news, I'll inform ya'll what I did this weekend....Friday was the last day of school and it was long. I lost my portfolio from my Portrait Drawing seminar, but I hope to find it tomorrow. Then I slept over at Mesha's crib. It was...something. She kept blabbing on the phone to Roberto, so I was bored. I wrote Kastle a note which contained some highlights of the year. I think we'll post ours sometime this week. Then I fell asleep, for a couple hours I think. Then the ho woke me up. Way to go. Then Saturday was a really ghetto day...I must say...hip hop hooray...Are you ready for the full metal Humboldt Park Experience?!
We got up and we thought we would wait til Mesha's parents left to her sister's baseball game so we could get ready. No, they made us go with them, and gave us a 20 minute warning. I took a super fast shower, but Mesh didn't have time to. So we left and took our make-up and hair products to finish up in the Kilbourne Park bathroom. [CLASSSSSSSSSY!] I had soaking wet hair, anyone who knows me knows I don't go anywhere with out washing and drying my hair with a blow dryer. Yeah I'm annoying like that...So I kept running my fingers through my hair as it air dried so it would look like does when I blow dry it. Oh the best part was Mesh. She was trying to shave her legs and pits in the bathroom. haha...then she had to wash her damn Puerto Rico shoes, which got dirty again an hour later. I'm sure we looked like a bunch of class acts to the people who came in the bathroom and need to wash their hands, cuz we had all our crap spread around the sink. SO then we went to the field and watched the game. It was....little children's baseball. I will leave it at that... Then finally Roberto came to pick us up. We spent forever trying to find a parking space near Humboldt Park. Oh and Beka had to hold the PR flag up outta the window. Classy.. Of course there were millions of cars with millions more Puerto Rican flags. People were hanging outta their cars, I was waiting for someone to fall out..but no one did :(. I'm evil. Then we got there. And we went on rides. That was alot of fun. I'm still sore though. I found it humorous that on one of the rides they played this song that went like, "You can like my pussy and my crack" over and over. What about our children?! And the rider operator kept dancing it was creepy. Roberto doesn't like rides, so he held our purses. Yea, the purse boy. Gotta love him. I know Becca [Mesha's lil sis] does. MWahahaha! Some of the rides were crazy and went upside down. We got all scared and we were screaming. On one of the rides, me and MEsha kept shrieking, "oh shit! oh shit!" Good times. We also walked around and sat for awhile. Some Carnie called me Blondie. I was really irked. Oh well, I was prolly the only blonde person they say all day. I was the Lone Honkey! MWahahahahahhaha. Then we left around 4:30. Ahhh, and then we arrived at Mesha's house. Of course her parents weren't home and she had no keys. OF COURSE! So we tried to get in through her window, but it was locked, as well as all the other windows. One of her neighbors borrowed us a ladder, so finally we foudn that the bathroom window wasn't locked. Beka climbed into it and opened the doors to us. Now that was one ghetto assss day. And I was home by 6:30.
Yesterday was laid back. I cleaned my room. Can you believe it?! While you best. Come on down and check it out! 5**8 W. Grace! I'll be here all day ;)! Not, I don't want any sick pervs coming up to my window and callin' me Blondie. Today I gotta do lotsa laundry. Bitch you'z a ho and ho you'z a bitch! - ICP. I updated my site, check it out! http://originalhonkey.tripod.com
Yeah I'm stayin' outta the ring for this one, but don't make me come in swingin'!!
P.S. Kastle- Your banana analogy was disturbing. But it made me hungry. (Mmmm hmmm shooooot you settin' them babosas straight)
P.P.S. IHOP tomorrow after school..
AND YES, WALTER PAYTON COLLEGE PREPARATORY HIGH SCHOOL STARTS AT 9:30 ON TUESDAY JUNE 24TH, 20003!
thanks and good day.
* you gave me the reason.you gave me control. i gave you my purity. and my purity you stole. did you think i wouldn't recognize this compromize. stale incense old sweat and lies lies lies*

Well Dani, I wouldn't want to be second bannana to an oversized bunny!!! So since he is leaving, you guess you'll just make do with the rest of us? I think I'll get off, I'll call one of my friends who doesn't resort to talking to me or hanging out with me just cuz someone else isn't around.
~KaStLe
~I'm sick of trying to blend~ Thinking that I should fit in~ Like I am somebody else...why do I go against what I say~ I come across like a fake~

well hello
i have worked so much it is not even funny. i think i have a constant head ache. i start job number two tomorrow yea! also i shall prob see my mesha on tues. i miss ya soooooooooooooooooooo nuch! i found out that the guy that i am extremly crushing on at work is single. now since i have no game, i shall droll from a safe distance. but i can flirt with out guil. lets see what else is going on. exactly a week till lanky leaves. it wont be the same with out him.sigh, well i shall be fine with mesha and the rest of you. i must also hang out with the guerin crew. david thinks i hate him. i dont ! i just find it a tad bit uncomfoteable when i go hang out with him and marty is not around. also the fact that usually he only seperates himself from ninnas lips if martin wants him doesnt help. meh, well i should get some sleep b4 work tomorrow.
your faithful clown
lunette

hello there kids! Well another sunday has come and gone. And it has been an enjoyable weekend. Well my day started out with me running around like a LOON, LIKE A LOON!!! Looking for something to wear. then there was church, and I had to speak in front of my youth group, I must learn how to speak in front of people, because I get nervous and very very warm in the face, and I have a natural tendency to have my cheeks go pink. So I'm listening to Billy Holiday, cuz I wanted to hear her rendition of a song that I have had stuck in my head for a freaking week. well I must go now, cuz I have nothing else to write.
TTYL~KaStLe
~ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp which no decent human being would eat?~