OH SHNAP!!!!!! **SCANDALS** Good lawd this blog is about to get scandalous....
Alright, I'm gonna stay outta the ring for this entry....
In other news, I'll inform ya'll what I did this weekend....Friday was the last day of school and it was long. I lost my portfolio from my Portrait Drawing seminar, but I hope to find it tomorrow. Then I slept over at Mesha's crib. It was...something. She kept blabbing on the phone to Roberto, so I was bored. I wrote Kastle a note which contained some highlights of the year. I think we'll post ours sometime this week. Then I fell asleep, for a couple hours I think. Then the ho woke me up. Way to go. Then Saturday was a really ghetto day...I must say...hip hop hooray...Are you ready for the full metal Humboldt Park Experience?!
We got up and we thought we would wait til Mesha's parents left to her sister's baseball game so we could get ready. No, they made us go with them, and gave us a 20 minute warning. I took a super fast shower, but Mesh didn't have time to. So we left and took our make-up and hair products to finish up in the Kilbourne Park bathroom. [CLASSSSSSSSSY!] I had soaking wet hair, anyone who knows me knows I don't go anywhere with out washing and drying my hair with a blow dryer. Yeah I'm annoying like that...So I kept running my fingers through my hair as it air dried so it would look like does when I blow dry it. Oh the best part was Mesh. She was trying to shave her legs and pits in the bathroom. haha...then she had to wash her damn Puerto Rico shoes, which got dirty again an hour later. I'm sure we looked like a bunch of class acts to the people who came in the bathroom and need to wash their hands, cuz we had all our crap spread around the sink. SO then we went to the field and watched the game. It was....little children's baseball. I will leave it at that... Then finally Roberto came to pick us up. We spent forever trying to find a parking space near Humboldt Park. Oh and Beka had to hold the PR flag up outta the window. Classy.. Of course there were millions of cars with millions more Puerto Rican flags. People were hanging outta their cars, I was waiting for someone to fall out..but no one did :(. I'm evil. Then we got there. And we went on rides. That was alot of fun. I'm still sore though. I found it humorous that on one of the rides they played this song that went like, "You can like my pussy and my crack" over and over. What about our children?! And the rider operator kept dancing it was creepy. Roberto doesn't like rides, so he held our purses. Yea, the purse boy. Gotta love him. I know Becca [Mesha's lil sis] does. MWahahaha! Some of the rides were crazy and went upside down. We got all scared and we were screaming. On one of the rides, me and MEsha kept shrieking, "oh shit! oh shit!" Good times. We also walked around and sat for awhile. Some Carnie called me Blondie. I was really irked. Oh well, I was prolly the only blonde person they say all day. I was the Lone Honkey! MWahahahahahhaha. Then we left around 4:30. Ahhh, and then we arrived at Mesha's house. Of course her parents weren't home and she had no keys. OF COURSE! So we tried to get in through her window, but it was locked, as well as all the other windows. One of her neighbors borrowed us a ladder, so finally we foudn that the bathroom window wasn't locked. Beka climbed into it and opened the doors to us. Now that was one ghetto assss day. And I was home by 6:30.
Yesterday was laid back. I cleaned my room. Can you believe it?! While you best. Come on down and check it out! 5**8 W. Grace! I'll be here all day ;)! Not, I don't want any sick pervs coming up to my window and callin' me Blondie. Today I gotta do lotsa laundry. Bitch you'z a ho and ho you'z a bitch! - ICP. I updated my site, check it out! http://originalhonkey.tripod.com
Yeah I'm stayin' outta the ring for this one, but don't make me come in swingin'!!
P.S. Kastle- Your banana analogy was disturbing. But it made me hungry. (Mmmm hmmm shooooot you settin' them babosas straight)
P.P.S. IHOP tomorrow after school..
AND YES, WALTER PAYTON COLLEGE PREPARATORY HIGH SCHOOL STARTS AT 9:30 ON TUESDAY JUNE 24TH, 20003!
thanks and good day.
* you gave me the reason.you gave me control. i gave you my purity. and my purity you stole. did you think i wouldn't recognize this compromize. stale incense old sweat and lies lies lies*