Hello girls! Well I skipped out on work today, one because I didn't have enough money for the bus (how sad am I), two: because I have to record today at six and I got out at six from work, three: I didn't feel like going in. How horrible. I hope that I don't get fired. Well anywho, I decided to do a testimonial about all of you. What fun. You see I have a Hi5.com account and alllllll of my people from church are on it, apparently they all got into Hi5 instead of myspace, xanga, blogger and all the other crap I don't even know about. So anyway they have this feature on it where you can talk about all of your little online buddies and email it to them and it shows up on their page. So I decided I'd do that for all of you. I don't know where to start. Hmm...I guess I'll go in alphabetical order.

Kitty: Either way your name comes first. Hmmm....what can I say about Jasmine Alphonso? Lots of stuff. You are the one and only CPK. You have an amusing giggle and are so sporty it hurts. Whenever we hang out I have soo much fun and I can't stop laughing. Aww Kitty-chan you're good times.

Latrice: Junior year was the epitome of good times. I don't think I would have survived without you or megan in mr. orb's class. I miss watching one tree hill with you and talking about whipping orlando. You're hilarious and I miss chilling with ya.

Megan: My one and only honkey g. There is so much I could write about how great you are and how much fun we have to gether and all the good times we've had. So I'll keep it short. Megan you are great.

Okay so that's all for today, tune in next time when I shall be writing a tribute to Wentworth.

~Kastle~

It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich

Hey guys.
so my cousin spent the night last night...but i didn't know she was gonna sleep through the whole morning geez...ok, mind you, it's 8:30am...hehe. anyway, we did have a pretty down night last night. My cousin Brandi left her home 5 months before graduating and has not been at speaking terms with her parents and many others in her family. (Her parents didn't even attend their graduation.) My mom, Brandi and I sat out on our deck and talked...and things got really personal and things came out not only from my cousin Brandi about her childhood but about my mom's childhood (which takes the cake and THEN some) so of course tears were shed and what i was hoping to be a nice happy sleepover turned into a...well, i guess the beginning of a healing process for my cousin. So i just wanted to send out a prayer for her to give her strength through this difficult time in her life and that she finds what she needs to begin healing and move along in her life.

Dearest Latrice, I humbly accept your apology. Thank you. Megan darling I know the pain you feel about work. Everyday I have to deal with people who don't understand we do not serve Ice cream sodas. Who don't understand that the prices will never change. Ben and Jerry's is expensive get over it. A lot of super premium ice cream is expensive!!! You darling it is a simple and widely known fact that the mass majority of people are stupid and we just have to live with it. People suck, but we'll survive. Just always remember that for every 20 arseholes out there, there is one decent person. That one decent person usually makes things all worth while :) Okay now I feel like Dr. Phil, but hey whatever. Yesterday was fun, went to a barbecue with college age at the Pastors' house. It was good times. Had a couple hot dogs and a hamburger that I spent about 30 minutes waiting for. Spent most of the time inside the house and hung out with my girls. Then we watched some extreme fighting in like an octagon ring with my Pastor and a whole bunch of people. It was hilarious. Then we saw of course, since we were in a Puerto Rican house, Tito Trinidad box against some guy from Nicaragua. Well, I'm hot and my right hand is falling asleep cuz I was laying on it all night and my hand feels all freaky soo that's all folks!

~Kastle~
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
Babylonian Talmud

I'm Mike Jonesssssss

Good evening ladies and gents. It's after 2am on a Sunday morning. I should still be out now, but obviously I'm not. Oh well. Anyway, things with me have been busy. Right after I finished my semester, I started working. I now work at the movie theater on Harlem by the mall. It's an alright job. The pay isn't that great. But I get to see movies for free. All the people that work there are cool, minus the head manager and this one annoying smelly girl that I wanna smack the shit out of. And most of the customers are idiots.

Things that annoy me at work:

-People that get angry at me because we no longer have a Super Combo. They ask 50 times for the Super Combo. If you ask 50 times it won't appear on the menu. And don't give the "But we always get that" bullshit. I don't know what you always get and you sure ain't gettin' it today, so shut the fuck up.

-People that order a bucket of popcorn, some candy, and a Diet Coke. If you're not diabetic, there's really no point to make that Coke diet. Come on, your fat ass is eating a FUCKING BUCKET OF POPCORN. DIET COKE ISN'T GOING TO HELP YOU.

-People that can't find the theater they're supposed to be in. We rip their tickets and tell them exactly where the theater is. And if you didn't understand what I said, and if you didn't see me fucking point to the theater, there's a number on your ticket. COME ON ASSHOLE, HOW HARD IS IT TO MATCH A NUMBER ON A PIECE OF PAPER TO A NUMBER ON THE DOOR. NUMBERS ARE THE SAME IN ALL LANGUAGES.

-Polish people that give me an attitude because I can't understand them. HEY BOGUSLAW, LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHERE THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE HAPPENS TO BE ENGLISH. I'M SORRY I'M FLUENT IN THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU WANNA TALK SOME MOOSHKI MOOSHSKI GET BACK ON THE FUCKIN' BOAT.

-People that complain about how expensive things are. FUCK YOU. GO WATCH A MOVIE ON WGN AND EAT SOME POTATO CHIPS IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. I TAKE THE FUCKING BUS HERE AND WEAR A STUPID UNIFORM AND SERVE YOUR ASS FOR MINIMUM WAGE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE. AND I SURE DIDN'T MAKE THE PRICES.

Things that annoy me at home:

-Sometimes my parents complain I don't do anything. HEY WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THE 23 YEAR OLD IN THE BASEMENT PICKED UP A FUCKIN' BROOM? HE LIVES IN THE NICE BASEMENT FOR FREE. HE HAS HIS OWN CAR. HE WEARS NICE CLOTHES. HE HAS 50 PAIRS OF NIKES. HE GOT 4 YEARS OF SCHOOL PAID FOR. I GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK ALL DAY. I SURE DON'T WANNA CLEAN WHEN I COME HOME. YOU'RE HOME ALL DAY. COME ON NOW.

-My brother. He smells like a wet cat that bathed in fish. And his teeth are so fuckin' yellow that if our power went out, I wouldn't be too worried about it being dark in the house cuz all he'd have to do is smile and the house would be brighter than hell.

-There's usually not much food to eat. HEY - HERE'S AN IDEA. NEXT TIME YOU GO TO JEWEL, WHY DON'T YOU BUY A WEEK'S WORTH OF GROCERIES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GOING TO JEWEL IN 3 DAYS. THAT WAY I CAN EAT FOR A WEEK. It's hard being so brilliant, really.

Things that annoy me about life:

-People that get sprinkles of piss all over the seat. IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, YOU PISS INTO THE TOLIET. YOUR ASS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SEAT, WHY ARE THERE DROPS OF PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT. DID YOU CROUCH OVER IT AND HAVE A SEIZURE AS YOU WERE PISSING?!

-Guys. So, I finally find this guy I like. He likes me too. Things are going good. Then he gets sent to boot camp for violating his parole. I CAN'T WIN! REALLY, I CAN'T!

-Creepy guys in cars that ask me if I want a ride. IF I WANTED A RIDE, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN IN THE CAR WITH THE FIRST ASSHOLE THAT ASKED ME 20 MINUTES BEFORE YOU.

And that's all I can think about to rant about for now. I'm gonna finish my dinner and go to bed. Merry Christmas fuckheads.