Cornrolls???
Ohhh Kittay, we gotz to go to Big&Tall. I'm broker than a mofu....
*i am so all american i'd sell you suicide, i am totalitarian and i've got abortions in my eyes*

damn, i just got into it with you-know-you. I don't dare speak his name or else i'll puke. MOM WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU? this bastards gettin' on my nerves. peace

hey, not much has happened. I dropped lannie off at camp the other day and ended up staying there. I hung out with my buddy there. We played hacky sack. I think i was doing better than usual. I got home and played some b-ball with the boyz and then stay on the internet until like one o clock. My mom is in New York right now so you-know-who's in charge. Which means I'll be on an even shorter leash than i was on with my mom (I didn't think that was possible). Suddenly, I have a curfew and a bedtime. FUCK YOU!!! My mom should be coming back soon so I have been avoiding him an trying to get out of the house as much as possible. Today I'm gonna go over to lana's job to pick up an application there so i can fill it out and hopefully get the job! My gammie's birthday is tomorrow so we are gonna take her out to eat at an argentine restaurant. mmhmm, i can't wait. Ima be eating good that night. Anyway, I have to go do my sister's hair. not mia, but her best friend who used to live down the block from us (but came over everyday anyway) but then moved to college and since it's the summer she is now living with us. go figure. But since she used to be at my crib all the time before, it's not much of a difference having her around. She gives me money too, so it's all good. hehehe. But now I have to go put her hair in cornrolls.

A PERFECT CIRCLE IS SOLD OUT!!!!
I'll never get to see my baby, Twiggy. :(. Damn. Well I came up with another idea, that's free. I'm going to wait outside the tour bus until he comes out. Then I'll hump him and stuff. Mwahahahahaha...this is even better than my plan to assasinate Dave Matthews Band. (hellz yea bitch, you know that was a GOOD idea)
*wrapping you up in an american flag, i fuck you for the glory*

Mmmm PB&J...G-H-E-T-T-O style!!
Hey homies! Today was great...I am ecstatic to see that alas our blog has not been forgotten and forsaken, that it is not void of thought, but rather, it is filled with the thoughts and inane ramblings of the GIRLS OF THE EMPIRE!!! Thank God that it still has life! I shall recount my day for you, so that you too may be filled with amusement...okedoke...well I woke up late as hell and got called my wife...Mel...he he he...we discussed our plans, because we both needed to go pick up our report cards...we got filled with the lazinessity and decided to not go. I cleaned fed the pooch, fed myself, showered got ready and headed for her casita. Hmm...once I got there, there was already a honkey there, laying on her bed. I laid down and we started to chat. then finally we decided to leave for our picnic. It was delicious!!!! Thanks to Beka, fo' the PB&J samiches...after chilling for a bit at the park we waited till it was time for the rugrats to be released from the park so that we could go and visit Dani. We got in there and we found her...she hit me cuz mesha was making fun of her...does that make sense to anyone? of course not! She hit ME, cuz MELISSA was making fun of her! Crazy old Dani...well she couldn't chill with us, cuz she had to go to her other job. A "friend" of hers was taking her. you know what was the funniest part of our encounter with dani? The fact that when she left, she avoided the section where we were sitting and the only reason we noticed was cuz mesha was facing in that direction. then she started to "holla" at dani and dani picked up the pace. Then megan screamed out, whose your friend? He's hot!!! So of course I was all Mmmmhmmm. he hehehe. Then megan started chasing after them...they ran to his car. Well after that we chilled for a bit more and were on the swings. When we left me and melissa wrapped the covers around ourselves like capes and walked home like superheroes! When we got back to her house Mr. T was home and we helped with the yard work...ha haha, funny note, Dani's mom once thought that melissa's dad was hired helped and doing their landscaping! she also thought that he was a teenager! aww man she must be blind and nuts. We got inside and then we had ice cream and I then left. honks and mesha waited with me at the bus stop. My God that damn bus took SUPER, SUPER long. I got home watched part of the mummy returns and then my novela. All in all today was a fun dia! Well nitey nite peepz! Peace out!

~KASTLE~

I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers
Yea biatch. Uhm..I'm bored now. I went to some thrift stores today with Jenny. I bought a black pleated skirt. It looks cool with fishnets and boots. I wish I had combat boots though. If someone out there would like to give me or buy me a pair of combat boots please email me @ marilyns_spookykid2001@yahoo.com Snazzy...
In other news, I'm waiting for my Benadryl to kick in so I'll be drowsy. But it hasn't yet.
I wish my stepbrother Jeff would grow up. He's gonna be 21 in 3 weeks. I think I may have posted about him before. It just really bothers me. He does whatever he wants and has so much more than I do. But he acts like I'm the "golden child" and I never get in trouble and I have everything. Everyone knows that's not true. Mmmm kay, I got a broken stereo and blown-out Chucks. And bras one cup size too small. I can keep on going but I won't. But I'm still gratful that I have a roof over my head and hot meals (amen sistah). He's not grateful for anything. I can't read his mind, but his actions show it. I talked to him the other day and thought, "hmm maybe things will be ok". Hot damn, am I naive. I don't do things to get yelled at, that's what I'm usually not yelled at. He does stuff and doesn't get yelled at. He gets treated better and he should know it. What does he think we're all living up here and smoking Cuban cigars while we have a maid named Lucy wipe our asses for us? Come on, open your fuckin' eyes. I want to be friends with him, I do. When I found out we were moving in together I thought it'd be cool to have an older brother. But it's not like that at all. He never even talks to me. Whatever, I'm outta dis bitch in another year. I'm started to get tired. Maybe I'll further this post at a later time. Much honkey luv to all.
*i am fueled by filth and fury*

hey, love ya'll. lana's bout to hook me up wit a job. fo sho. see ya'll later

Behind the Wheel in Four more weeks!!!!!
Well kiddies, how are you all today? Okay? Well that's cool...anywho today I had my second traffic and let me just say that the girl that was driving with us was all crabby. Man I got behind the wheel and we went on the expressway and stuff and I did pretty freakin well. I got my waiver and all I have to do is go in once I get my blue slip, and smile for the camera! Well let's see yesterday I went to go see a movie after church and we went to go see the 10:30 showing of 28 days later, and let me just say that it was freakin' scary and very good. I got home at about 1ish. It was great. Tonite I'm gonna catch a cheapy flick at the logan. So I'll log off now and talk to you guys later.
~KaStLe

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
okay, so i just wanted to let everyone know the two things i love. one: sarcarsm and two: south park because u'll find a lot of sarcasm in south park and vice versa....okay maybe not vice versa.

When I'm God Everyone Dies...
Even the women and children....mwahahaha...
Hmm....looks like I'll be the only biatch posting today. On that note, I did nothing today. I got outta bed at 3 pm. Showered at 9 pm. Yep, I was a bum today. FYI: Acumen Nation @ the Metro Aug. 3 for $7 . I'll be there. Hmm.. I don't have much to say. I'll smell ya'll later. (yea bitch, my internet has smell-vision and you best believe it).
*come into our home, won't you stay? i know the steak is cold, but it's wrapped in plastic*

We Don't Rebel to Sell, It Just Suits Us Well
Hey all. How's it hanging? Limp? Hmmm, you should get that taken care of. Anyways yesterday was Ozzfest. I guess I'll go in chronological order.
At 5:15 I woke up (got about 2 hours of sleep). I got ready to go. Then I left my house at 6:15. I walked so fast to the bus stop and just caught the bus. Finally I got to Harlem and Irving. I don't trust the Harlem bus so I started walking. Then I got to Yanina's before 7. David's mom picked us up at about 7:20. Then we were on our way. We were on the expressway and about to hit 95th street we were almost there, when suddenly David noticed that he FORGOT THE TICKETS. So we turned back around. It was already 8:15 and we were supposed to meet Scott (who had my ticket) there at 8:40. I was afraid that he would leave. So I tried to call his house but it was too late. So finally we got to the Tweeter Center at 9:30. We found Scott, and all was good. We missed Motograter. Yargh! Then we watched many bands on the second stage. Malissa was there too. She was with us some of the time. Some of the bands were ok. I enjoyed Grade 8, Nothingface, Shadow's Fall, and Sworn Enemy. Oh my shit, Voivod sucked! It seemed like their performance lasted forever. They're only somewhat popular because Jason Newstead (ex-bassist of Metallica) is in the band. Finally, Cradle of Filth came on. They were so awesome, but their set was short, prolly becuase stupid Voivod. And what the hell is a Voivod anyways?! Dani Filth was awesome and had a crazy voice. Then it was time to go to the main stage. Scott and his cousin already left when Voivod came on. Me, David, and Yanina, went to get water and "food". Then we sat on the lawn. The Crapsons or whatever were already playing. Then Chevelle played and no one cared. I tried looking for Scott a few times but couldn't find him. There were so many damn people! Then we were still walking around. And Disturbed was supposed to play next. Then I heard the intro on Golden Age of Grotesque. And I was like that sounds like Marilyn Manson! Then they started playing. I was like ah shit! So I went back on the lawn really quick. And the spot where were were sucked, there was a pole in my way. I moved a bit so I could see the stage. But I was still so far away. I was singing along to all the songs and stuff. They sounded so good. I was a bit dissapointed that they didn't play anything off of "Portrait of an American Family" (1st CD). And only one song off of "AntiChrist Superstar". They always play "Lunchbox", "Antichrist Superstar", "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" and "Astonishing Panorama of Endtimes". I thought they were gonna play "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" for sure. But they did play "This is the New Shit", "mObscene", "Doll Dagga Buzz Buzz Ziggity Zag", "Golden Age of Grotesque", "Rock is Dead", "The Fight Song", "Disposable Teens", "The Beautiful People", and "Sweet Dreams are made of this". Their set was short, but sweet. I'm definately going to see Manson when he tours again. Then Disturbed came on and me and Yanina sat there. And then Korn came on. They were kick ass. They played all these really good songs. I still knew all the words to their songs even though I don't listen to them as much as I used to. Then we left cuz we didn't really wanna see Ozzy. As we were leaving we found Scott again. We stood around for a few minutes and then we found David's mom. I was so tired and sunburned. I am sad to report I am no longer pasty all over :(. Oh well. My feet still kinda hurt too. And I think that's about it. Hmm....I wonder if this post was longer than my Full Metal Humboldt Park post. All in all, it was a good day.
Today I did nothing. I was about to go to Yanina's, but my toe hurt. I'm pretty sure it's infected. Well....hopefully it'll go away soon. Tomorrow I'm stuck watching the biatch. It's my parent's anniversary. Damn biatch, he's so biatchy. Oh well. Goodnight, my beautiful people...
*everybody's someone else's nigger, i know you are so am i, i wasn't born with enough middle fingers, i don't need to chose a side*

Another weekend, came and went... :(
Well this weekend was nice and long, but not quite long enough...How was everyone's weekend? What's that? It was fun? Well, that's Great! Let me tell you about My weekend. I didn't go to skool on friday. I chilled at home and then went to church. I didn't get home till twelve. Saturday, I stayed home and did pretty much NOTHING. It was great. Sunday went to Church and I got to lead...I didn't know the song very well, but I did pretty good...I need more practice. After church...chilled with my peepz and then I went to a party and hung out with my friends. I came home and then went to rent a movie.Good Lord does Blockbuster Suck!!! Man, they have such shatty selection, but what the hell, I had a coupon for a free movie rental, so I rented Joy Ride. Anywho I watched and then I went to skool today. Well that was boring...after school me and mesha went to the fudgepot, and she bought some chocolate and then we went to Demon Dogs. He he he...they should not close down that place. Damn yuppies freaking bastards. Oh and we saw puppies at the store.
well that's pretty much it...
TTYL~KaStLe

Ozzfest in less then NINE HOURSSSSS!!! MARILYN MANSON!!
Hey ya'll. I'm so excited! I'm finally gonna see Marilyn Manson tomorrow!!!!!11 Woooooo yea! I'll prolly post to tell ya'll how good it was.
Today I grilled hot dogs, and yes, they were good. I finally got to meet Scott. He came over today. I was soooo nervous while I was waiting for him to get here. Then he got here, he passed up my house a few times, but then we ran outside and stopped him. He's so great! Yanina, David, Jenny, and Inette (CH luv ya baby) came over too. It was fun. We watched "Twin Sitters" a movie Scott brought. It has to be one of the worst movies ever made, but I encourage anyone reading to watch it. MWahahahahahha....... And then we went to Sayre Park. Then David, Yanina, Inette, and Jenny left. Me and Scott stayed for awhile, then we went to Rolling Stones and Beyond the Limit. I think he enjoyed Rolling Stones (who doesn't?!). That was about 2 hourse ago, I really hope he didn't get lost on the way home. But I'll see him bright and early tomorrow morning :). Oh I gotta be at Yanina's house at 7. But there's a bus dilema. Most buses don't run earlier than 8 on Sundays. I can catch the Irving Prk bus at 6:08 and get to Harlem at 6:19, or I can catch it about 6:33 and get to Harlem at 6:44. The Harlem bus will get to Irving at 6:47 and get to Diversey at 6:52. So I'd have a 3 minute gap between the Irving and Harlem bus. Sounds good, but I don't trust it... So I'll have to take the earlier one, and start walking. I don't trust that shifty Harlem bus. Well I'm out! Tah Tah!
*this is what you wanted, this is what you get*