Honkilicious: More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Honkey

Honkilicious? Someone should hit me.......
1. Full Name: Megan Michelle L. (hate my last name)
2. Were you named after anyone? Michelle - after my mom's aunt who died a LONG time ago
3. Do you wish on stars? I'm too pessimistic
4. Which finger is your favorite? I wasn't born with enough MIDDLE FINGERS!
5. When did you last cry? Maybe a couple weeks ago (wow, it's been awhile)
6. Do you like your handwriting? Everyone loves my illegible gangsta bitch writing
7. Any bad habits? I get angry too easily
10. If you were another person,wud u be friends with youself? Hell yea
11. Are you a daredevil? At times....like today when I ran around JC Penny w/ a towel on my head and screamed...
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Oh crap, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about your mom? Oh well...
13. Do looks matter? Just a little, but once you make me laugh it's all in the good.
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Not unless I use it intentionally.
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Yeah, and I'm the princess of Zimbabwe
16. Do fish have feelings? Ask Jenny..
17. Are you trendy? Well, sometimes people wear stuff I wore first..but...
18. How do you release anger? Writing poetry, venting, rollerblading
19. Where are your second homes? Yanina/Inette's house, Jenny/Tina's house, Melissa's house, Payton College Prep (sadly)
21. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies, Ninja Turtles, QUIZ WIZ!
22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Any math beyond basic algebra and geometry, consumer ed, FRENCH!!!!!! (i would never take it!)
24. Have you ever been on radio or television? T.V. Yeah....I have yet to conquer radio
25. Do you have a journal? This piece of shit..my website maybe
26. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Well fuck, why the hell would I ever feel the need to be sarcastic?
28. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Has to have a good sense of humor, prefer them tall, is cute in my eyes (that's not too hard ha), is nice, knows how to treat me
29. What are your nicknames? HONKEY!, Honks, Twiggy, Cracka, Jungle Bootie (Damn you Jenny) Pimp Mama (haven't used that inawhile).. Devil, Evil, AntiChrist, etc.
30. Would you bungee? Hellz nah!
31. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? A better question is, Do I tie them when I put them on?
32. What are you worried about right now? Going back to school, being poor, if things will work out with people, my stepbrother is an ass clown, and getting outta this house
33. Do you ever wear overalls? Unfortunately, there are old pictures. Fuck you, Kodak. Fuck you.
34. Do you think that you are strong? Inside yes. Physically, when I am hysterically angry, yes.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry Cheesecake, Mint Chocolate Chip, Oreo, Cookie Dough, Strawberry...
36. What's your favorite colour/s? CLEAR!!! No...Black, Red, Pink
37. What is your least fav? Brown, Orange, Green
39. Are you in love w/anyone? Twiggy Ramirez! I don't care if he's 32 right now! He'll only be 33 when I'm legal! ONLY 33!!!!!!!!!And he only lives in California!
40. How many people have a crush on you right now? Three that I can think of...

HAVE YOU...

:x: ever cried over a girl= nope
:x: ever cried over a boy= Yes, sadly.....
:x: ever lied to someone = only if i needed to
:x: ever been in a fist fight = hahaha yes...w/ boys!
:x: ever been arrested = came close a couple times
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = Pantene Pro-V!!!! Or Herbal Essences.
:x: are you scared of = death (most of the time), being a nobody, losing something/someone important
NUMBER..

:x: of times I have been in love? = None I hope....
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = By guys, I'd say about 5 times...by family, etc. a few times
:x: of hearts I have broken? = I hope none.
:x: of girls I have kissed? = Uh oh....3

:x: of boys I have kissed? = 7-9
:x: of girls I've slept with? = Many. Oh you mean had SEXXXXX w./?! none....
:x: of boys I've slept with? = None
:x: of people I consider my enemies? = Shit, don't even make me count, I'll say 10.
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Maybe once, I don't even know.
:x: of scars on my body? = I have 2 on my left arm, 3 on my left hand, one on my right index finger, one on my right wrist, a few on both knees, one on each of my upper inner thighs, a couple on my forehead...that's all I can think of now. Scars are funny..
:x: of things in my past that I regret? A few...I can't name one, that person will prolly read this...
FAVORITE...
:x: disney movie - I'm not to big on G movies. Beauty and the Beast, I can't even think of any Disney movies....
:x: word - Asspirate, Ass clown, Yeah Bitch!, and so on....
:x: nickname - Honkey
:x: guy name - Josh, Justin, Joaquin,( I like J names) Shane....
:x: girl name - Cerah, Persephone, Starr.... I'm gonna name my kid one of those...
:x: eye color- Blue
:x: flower - Roses, pretty bright tropical flowers..
:x: piercing - Lip! Eyebrow.... Yep just wait til I turn 18
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - I don't know......I'm too critical
:x: funny - Yes, actaully I do.
:x: hot - Well shit when it hits 90 degrees and ComEd shuts your electricity down.
:x: friendly - Yeah, I try. I really shouldn't.
:x: amusing - Like a 3 ring circus biatch!
:x: ugly - mmmmm hmmmmm
:x: loveable - I'm not too sure......ask around
:x: caring - Yeah, I care too much...
:x: sweet- Most of the time
:x: dorky - Only when I break out w/ the suspenders and bow tie.


THE END!