Saturday, March 06, 2004

Well it's march. I'm not quite sure how long we've had this mofahku, but, I decided, that I was not going to sit back and allow everyone else to post every once in a while so I'm going to force myself to try and write a little somethin somethin so that we don't have to lose our firstborn online journal. Damn you xanga, you took us all. Oh, yeah and livejournal took honkey, but livejournal sucks pretty bad. I don't like it. anyhooch, I'm trying to think of what I should put up on here and I decided I would post something about the wonders of dryer sheets.

And all this time I've just been putting Bounce in the dryer.
1. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.
2. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened
too often.

3. Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when
outdoors during mosquito season.

4. Eliminates static electricity from your television screen. Since
Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your
television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from
resettling.

5. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.
6. Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in
a drawer or hang in the closet.

7. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of
Bounce before beginning to sew.

8. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside
empty luggage before storing.

9. Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front
seat.

10. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill
with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static
agent
apparently weakens the bond between the food.

11. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the
bottom of the wastebasket.

12. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will
magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

13. Eliminate static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds
with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.

14. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of
Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

15. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of
Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.

16. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes
or sneakers overnight.

17. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees
away.


okay well I'm out,
toots~Kastle

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