I found a cat today. On the way back from the park, I saw it lounging there in someone's front garden. "hey, what are you doing outside" "MEW MEW MEW" It cried. "Where is your home?" "MEW MEW MEW" some more. Sometimes, I hate my weakness of love for cats. So, i picked him up and pet him. (I'm supposed to be at work.) I looked around and all I saw were some gang bangin' lookin' guys who were yelling at each other. Just then the cat started wriggling so i put him down. I hesitated about 2 or 3...ok, maybe 8 times before continuing on my way. Goodluck to my new cat friend.