Hey, long time no post. So, I've been at camp almost a week. It's been aight. I get my first paycheck this Friday. I just want to say some of the highlights of the day. .....okay, so one of the highlights was during lunch when this kids spilt his pringles on the floor when trying to share some with his friend. After he picked up most of the pieces on the floor, he continued to eat some of the crumbs right of the ground outside, so i had to tell him to stop and take away the rest of the pringles before they'd eat them, well, they were being kinda bad (threatening to throw a tennis ball at my "'giney". I think they meant vagina- another highlight) so i bribed them with the dirty pringles and ended up letting them eat them after they fell on the dirty floor. but they enjoyed them because when i gave it to them they were all like "Mmmmm, dirty pringles!!!!" so yeah, that was my highlight. Lana's highlight was funnier about this one girl peeing in her pants twice in one day, but I'll let her tell you. Another one was when we were naming the planets and this one boy said Planet X...seriously too.
I also want to tell you guys about me and Lana's plot against Mr. Horsch's and Ms. P's baby. If they ever have a baby (i still think it's illegal) So, since we are both counselors at this camp, we were just saying the things we would do and get away with if Horschmeistah sent his kid to our camp.
Ideas to Torment Child
1. hold head under water in the pool.
2. beat him with an ugly stick
3. lock in bath room
4. push down stairs
5. When helping put on clothes, button shirt all the way up so that it chokes him
6. Give mouthwash instead of soap to wash hands
7. Spit in juice cup
8. Put shoes on wrong feet
9. Give time-out just for looking at me
10 give permission to cross street when cars are coming
11. Leave him at park
12. Give him a dirty, wet towel when he comes out of the pool
13. Close elevator on him
14. Sneak bricks into his backpack
15. Make him hold the leaky juice jugs

It cracked me up so much I just want to share it with you all in case you guys also have any ideas......later, peace